The Reality-Based Community: Entries from the Republican-English Dictionary

This is fabulous! Some of my favorites:

*compassionate conservatism/ n./* Poignant concern for the very wealthy
*DeLay, Tom/ n./* Past tense of De Lie
*extraordinary rendition/ n./* Outsourcing torture
*in the national interest /adj. phr./*
1. Conducive to the election of Republicans.
2. Beneficial to Republican contributors.
*liberal(s)/ n./* Followers of the Antichrist
*treason/n./* Criticism of George W. Bush

and, of course....

*woman/ n./*
1. Person who can be trusted to raise a child but can't be trusted to decide whether or not she wishes to have a child.
2. Person who must have all decisions regarding her reproductive functions made by men with whom she wouldn't want to have sex in the first place

The Reality-Based Community: Entries from the Republican-English Dictionary